Impostor Syndrome Octopus Pink T-shirt

$25.00

Nobody expects us to walk on water.
Sink or swim,
Life is scary,
Taking a step forward is also a wet-ass plunge—
Impostor syndrome sinks Peter swiftly.
“C’mon, Pete. You’re such a morale buster!”
And Jesus, with red letters, spaketh,
“Behold, you must faketh it ‘til you maketh it.”


The blasphemy is black, but this pink T-Shirt is 100% Cotton.

Please allow 3 weeks for delivery.

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Nobody expects us to walk on water.
Sink or swim,
Life is scary,
Taking a step forward is also a wet-ass plunge—
Impostor syndrome sinks Peter swiftly.
“C’mon, Pete. You’re such a morale buster!”
And Jesus, with red letters, spaketh,
“Behold, you must faketh it ‘til you maketh it.”


The blasphemy is black, but this pink T-Shirt is 100% Cotton.

Please allow 3 weeks for delivery.