I’m keen to dork-ument your favorite weirdo.
COMMISSION A CARICATURE BY MAIL HERE!
Depending on where in the world I’ll be* I’m available to draw and paint at your event, especially if there’s going to be ice cream (see below**). BOOK ME FOR LIVE CARICATURE WORK
Some places I think are optimum for capturing weirdos in the wild with live caricatures are:
Weddings : Birthdays : Trade Shows : DMV Offices : Dentist Appointments : Funerals
*Got any of these coming up? I’ll be in the Bay City, Michigan area starting June 8th.
I see this weirdo almost daily.
This is exactly what I look like and what I see almost every time I look in the mirror.
A few other things you might like to know about me:
I got an MFA from a really good art school.
I laugh at my own jokes.
**I like ice cream, but it makes me gassy…LOL
Emmett Marsh
Focused, approachable, and driven by results, our sales manager is all about building strong relationships. They help connect people to the right solutions—with clarity and care.
Sales Manager
This person came as a stock image with my Squarespace template.
They call her “Eleanor Dawson” and her job title is “Marketing Director”.
She is very beige. She thought by being beige, she might blend in, escape my catalog of weirdos.
Not the kind of thing I’d expect from somebody in charge of marketing for the hypothetical company, Eleanor.
Such a weirdo.
Karl Holland
Customer Service ManagerFriendly, attentive, and always ready to help, our customer service manager ensures every interaction is a positive one. They keep communication clear, timely, and human.