Biology class drones on
Egg turns to tadpole
Tadpole to polywog
Polywog to frog.
The species is meant for metamorphosis…to a point.
We princes trapped amphibious
Kissed by naive maidens
Who demand we change yet more.
Lifetime of stretching, mutilation, brainwashing.
Conforming to ideals
Never satisfied.
Brides, lovers, mothers
Cleaving webbed feet
Burning bumps with Compound W
Clipping tongues short
Demanding we grow goatees
To hide our baggy throats
Taking us to church
to marriage counselors
and if those don’t change us satisfactorily
then to swingers’ orgies
Torturing us until we croak.
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The shirt is 98% Cotton, 2% Spandex and very comfy.
Sizes run just a wee small, so, for example, if you normally wear a Large, it’s advised that you order an XL.
Please allow 3 weeks for printing, sewing, and delivery.
Biology class drones on
Egg turns to tadpole
Tadpole to polywog
Polywog to frog.
The species is meant for metamorphosis…to a point.
We princes trapped amphibious
Kissed by naive maidens
Who demand we change yet more.
Lifetime of stretching, mutilation, brainwashing.
Conforming to ideals
Never satisfied.
Brides, lovers, mothers
Cleaving webbed feet
Burning bumps with Compound W
Clipping tongues short
Demanding we grow goatees
To hide our baggy throats
Taking us to church
to marriage counselors
and if those don’t change us satisfactorily
then to swingers’ orgies
Torturing us until we croak.
______________________________________
The shirt is 98% Cotton, 2% Spandex and very comfy.
Sizes run just a wee small, so, for example, if you normally wear a Large, it’s advised that you order an XL.
Please allow 3 weeks for printing, sewing, and delivery.
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