I've seen things..erm…I mean...people. Weirdos. Every artwork on this site is a highly accurate rendering of one of the strange creatures I've encountered. You might have the word CARICATURE stuck in your head for some reason, but these artworks aren't exaggerated or anything-they’re very realistic pictures documenting my weirdo sightings.

If you know of a weirdo that I should include in my sightings project, contact me! I'm available to draw and paint for events and parties, especially if there’s going to be ice cream (hint, hint). BOOK ME FOR CARICATURE WORK HERE»

Or, you could send me your grainy and dubious footage of the weirdo that you saw and I'll send it back frame-worthy and far more accurate. REQUEST A COMMISSION HERE!

Some places I think are optimum for capturing weirdos in the wild are: Weddings, Birthdays, Trade Shows, DMV/Dentist Appointments, and, of course, it goes without saying, Funerals. If you’ve got any of these coming up, HMU!

I see this weirdo almost daily.

This is exactly what I look like and I have to see me almost every time I look in the mirror.

A few other things you might like to know about me:

I have an MFA from a really good art school.

I laugh at my own jokes…LOL.

I like ice cream, but it makes me gassy.

My farts smell like fermented rocky road. LOL.

Read more of my TMI here.

Emmett Marsh

Focused, approachable, and driven by results, our sales manager is all about building strong relationships. They help connect people to the right solutions—with clarity and care.

Sales Manager

This person came as a stock image with my Squarespace template.

They call her “Eleanor Dawson” and her job title is “Marketing Director”.

She is very beige. She thought by being beige, she might blend in, escape my catalog of weirdos.

Not the kind of thing I’d expect from somebody in charge of marketing for the hypothetical company, Eleanor.

Such a weirdo.

Karl Holland

Customer Service Manager

Friendly, attentive, and always ready to help, our customer service manager ensures every interaction is a positive one. They keep communication clear, timely, and human.